Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery
The study of paintings

Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when patients die

Benign
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
Made eye contact with her

Colic
A sheep dog

Coma
A punctuation mark

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Not a friend

Fester
Quicker than someone else

Fibula
A small lie

Impotent
Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane

Morbid
A higher offer

Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
I knew it

Outpatient
A person who has fainted

Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
A letter carrier

Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
Nearly killed him

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
Roman Emperor

Tablet
A small table

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport

Tumor
One plus one more

Urine
Opposite of you're out

No need to thank me. I forward this as a community service.



3 comments:

linda eller said...

Redneck, but southern rednect big time! lol

Beth Niquette said...

Bwahahahahahaaaa....that is SO funny!!! LOL

Wanda said...

Oh Patty...my sides hurt...That was a wonderful way to end 2013!!!