Monday, December 09, 2013

SOMETIMES KIDS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO MAKE SENSE!!!


A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.

"I think it's printed on the bottom."

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Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot.

She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. They're the only feet I got!"
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On the first day of school, about midmorning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "WhenI grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're the poorest preacher we've ever had."


3 comments:

linda eller said...

Kids....we gotta luv them!

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, those are priceless! I'll never forget the day my five year old son gazed into my eyes and said, "You're the best antique I have." LOL

Jackie said...

I am always happy to read stories (or jokes) about what a little one has to say. From the mouths of babes...sigh. I love them....and I love their wisdom.
These made me smile.
As always, thank you, Patty.
Love,
Jackie