Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.