Tuesday, January 28, 2014


Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.


linda eller said...

I absolutely love your posts. I begin my day with a smile, thanks to you. This one is a winner too!

Patty said...

Linda, I'm glad you enjoy them. I try to post ahead for a few days, so I'm never sure what is going to show up. LOL Today our internet, cable and phones were out till about 11:15, now I have to go get this stew ready for the oven, it cooks slowly all afternoon and by around 6pm it's ready to eat. Everyone here seems to like it. Just serve some salad and fruit and we have a meal.

Lady Di Tn said...

I can always count on a laugh when I visit. Peace

Wanda said...

Religious differences...that's too funny. But in many cases ~ true.