Texas Animal Whisperer
Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
Indian: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (pointing at the Indian...)
Dog: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.'

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: 'Sheep lie.'