Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed , knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
So", he says to them:
" Bernie , - I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
" Sybil - take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza . "
" Hymie , - I want you to take the offices over in City Center ."
" Sarah , my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says, Mrs. Schwartz , your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? The a$$hole has a paper route!"