Wednesday, April 02, 2014

The End Is Near

Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed , knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.

So", he says to them:

" Bernie , - I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."

" Sybil - take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza . "

" Hymie , - I want you to take the offices over in City Center ."

" Sarah , my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says, Mrs. Schwartz , your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property? The a$$hole has a paper route!"


Reader Wil said...

Well that was a disappointment!! But it's funny especially coming from a dying man!
Thanks for your visit. Strange that my blog was difficult to open. I have sometimes strange experiences with my i-Pad. Computers are not always doing what we want them to do.

Jackie said...

Oh my goodness!
Another one that I didn't see coming!
Love it....!

DeniseinVA said...

Hi Patty, thanks for visiting. I had a fun time catching up here :) Have a great weekend!