Saturday, April 19, 2014

The Rules of Chocolate

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem:
How to get two pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in
the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as
Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put eat chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.


Lady Di Tn said...

I can handle those rules especially the box on top of the frig. Peace

linda said...

As usual you found a 'dilly' to post. Although I am not a chocoholic, I sure understand the need for these rules! Happy Easter.

Jackie said...

You know, I actually have a friend who DOESN'T like chocolate!
What's wrong with her???
Hugs and happy Easter, my friend!

ChrisJ said...

This one needs to be printed and framed!! Love it! (I'm just catching up after computer woes.)