If Websites Had Warning Labels
Google: "Warning! You may actually find more than what you're looking for."

Blogs: "May cause drowsiness."

Microsoft: "Warning! Bill Gates isn't *ever* going to share his money with you."

MySpace: "Age, gender and attractiveness of members may differ from what is actually posted."

Apple Computers: "Warning! High Smug Advisory."

Wikipedia: "Warning label does not exist. Would you like to create warning label?"

iTunes: "Be alert for falling album sales and shifting music industry paradigms."

YouTube: "Warning! Contents may be stupid."

Match.com: "Contents may just be settling."