Google: "Warning! You may actually find more than what you're looking for."
Blogs: "May cause drowsiness."
Microsoft: "Warning! Bill Gates isn't *ever* going to share his money with you."
MySpace: "Age, gender and attractiveness of members may differ from what is actually posted."
Apple Computers: "Warning! High Smug Advisory."
Wikipedia: "Warning label does not exist. Would you like to create warning label?"
iTunes: "Be alert for falling album sales and shifting music industry paradigms."
YouTube: "Warning! Contents may be stupid."
Match.com: "Contents may just be settling."