Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Meeting the Big Guy

A rich American tourist was on vacation overseas and was intent on seeing the Big Guy. He stood in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Big Guy would notice how smart he was and perhaps say a few words to him.

As the Big Guy made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him.

The Big Guy then stopped next to a low-life sot, leaned over, whispered something in the sot's ear, and made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1,000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Big Guy would speak to him the next day.

The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Big Guy and hopefully exchange a few words. The Big Guy was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear...

"I thought I told you yesterday to get the heck out of here?!"

This is Patty, I may be stupid, not sure who the Big Guy is.


1 comment:

Linda E said...

lol, you are not alone...I wondered who the Big Guy was too! Have a good Wednesday.