Friday, September 05, 2014

New Cab Driver

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over.

The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.

The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something."

The Taxi driver said, "It's not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab driver.

I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years!"


Lois Evensen said...

Good one! :)

Lady Di Tn said...

Ha Ha I would have jumped too. Peace
Are my eyes seeing things or is the type smaller. While I was not on line they changed it. Right?