Green Side Up
A young real estate man was showing a lady around a house that she wanted to look at before she could make any commitments.
They were on the second floor, also the top floor, when the man walked over to one of the windows that faced the road and yelled out, "Green side up!" The lady gave him a strange look, but she continued on with the man on the tour.
They got to the main floor, and again, after he had shown her all the rooms, he went over to a window that faced the road and yelled out, "Green side up!" The lady looked around, trying to figure out what the man was talking about, but she shrugged it off and followed him into the basement.
When they reached the basement, the man looked quickly out one of the windows that faced the road, rushed over, and yelled out, "GREEN SIDE UP!!!!!!!!"
Well, the lady couldn't take it anymore, so she turned to the man and said, "Sir, why must you yell out, 'Green side up' out the window constantly?"
The man laughed and replied, "Oh, I have some blondes across the street laying sod."