Monday, October 20, 2014

Southerners Can Be so Polite!

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great."

Pause....

Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."
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I'm sorry, but when I read this I had to chuckle, could just hear someone from the South saying that.


2 comments:

Reader Wil said...

Happy birthday, Patty! Let's hope that the war between relions will soon be over. Killing in the name of God/Allah?? That's not possible.

Linda E said...

With my southern accent, I can hear me saying it too! lol