Suddenly she faints inside your car and
you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home