Wednesday, February 11, 2015

And God Looked Down Upon Seniors

Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search for their
glasses, keys and other things misplaced and so do some walking.

And God Looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet a need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would drop things which would require them to bend and reach and stretch.

And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.

God looked down and saw that it was good.

Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result.

So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it's God's will and in your best interests even though you mutter under your breath.

Amen! Let it be! And it is good.


5 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

Never thought of it that way but it does exercise us Seniors. I have been declared by the government that I am a Senior in age if not in mind and body. D--- Government. I fear the High Court planning to make a decision that true Christian will not be in favor if the accept the Bible. Again I will D--- the Government. Off my box for now. Peace

Linda E said...

I should be trim and fit after all my exercise, but must have forgotten some along the way...still unfit! lol God bless.

ChrisJ said...

I should be in really great shape by now!

Patty, you are a riot! I'm still laughing at the previous entry.

Renie Burghardt said...

Ah, now I know!






















lol

Beth Niquette said...

Bwahahahahahaa...now I don't wonder about that so much anymore! Heehee (grin)