Friday, February 13, 2015

Deer Hunting!

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Erin, a blonde sitting there, fully dressed in

Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"

Erin smiles, "I'm going hunting with you! The kids are with their granddad."

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides, to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of Malta, Montana. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her...... "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.

He walks away with a smile on his face..... knowing that Erin couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As he gets closer to her stand,
he hears Erin screaming, "Get the hell away from my deer!

Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife, and again he hears her yell,"Get the hell away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Montana game warden with his hands high in the air.

The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your deer! ........ Just let me get my saddle off it!"

1 comment:

Abraham Lincoln said...

Funny. Where do you find these?