Gotta love women...
A sixty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight...
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look, what's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old"..
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 65 year old bum?”
"Your name never came up," she replied.
(Men .. . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)