Thursday, March 26, 2015

How To Stay Safe In The World Today

1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because
17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
because 16% of all accident s involve
these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So, above all else, avoid hospitals

BUT, you will be pleased to learn that only .001%
of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!

....And.....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.

So, Attend church, and read your Bible
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

GOD BLESS YOU


2 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

I guess I should have been a Nun or Priest as they seem to work in the safest place. Really these are for scarred cats. Peace

Linda E said...

Amen!