Tourists ask a lot of questions as we travel between the Hawaiian Islands on my charter boat. Some people wanted to know, "Does the water go all the way around the island?" Another asked, "How much further until we're in the ocean?"
But the one that made me want to jump overboard was, "Can you please take the boat closer to the sunset?"
--Contributed to "All In a Day's Work" by Rebecca Branum
P.S. I have a feeling there are people out there asking stupid questions like these. Makes one wonder how people have become so dumb.