Saturday, July 25, 2015

CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE


Hope you former teachers can handle a little clever corn...

1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds


2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.


3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through


4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do


5. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets


6. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag
was full of money.


7. HEROES
What a man in a boat does


8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower


9. PARADOX
Two physicians


10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm


11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring


12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife


13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does


14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official



3 comments:

Linda E said...

Good ones this morning! You always start my day with a smile.

Jackie said...

Love these, Patty!!

Abraham Lincoln said...

These are good ones.