Monday, September 07, 2015

Good Clean Funnies

How to Get On in Life

"Tell me how to get on in life," said the kettle.

"Take panes," said the window.

"Never be led," said the pencil.

"Do a driving business," said the hammer.

"Aspire to great things," said the nutmeg grater.

"Make light of everything," said the fire.

"Make much of small things," said the microscope.

"Never do anything offhand," said the glove.

"Just reflect," said the mirror.

"Be sharp," said the knife.

"Find a good thing and stick to it," said the glue.

And that's why the kettle sings as she works, and works as she sings.


Jackie said...

Puns. Gotta love 'em!!

Linda E said...

LOL, happy labor day and thanks for the smile.

Lady Di Tn said...

Cute. Not many kettle folks in life as a matter of fact you see less and less people even humming. I do see lots of folks talking to themselves. Oh wait, they have a Bluetooth no they have not been eating Blue Berries. Peace

Reader Wil said...

Thanks for the funny post! How are you all? We are all okay!
Have a great weekend.
Wil, ABCW Team