Monday, September 14, 2015

Man & Wife

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book!!”

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”

Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask

Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day!

Husband to wife – “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing – “today is a fine day.” Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband – “since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you."

Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine, Pass it on.


4 comments:

Steven Que said...

Dear Patty! These jokes are so funny!!! I can;t stop making the "Ohhh" face every joke hahaha I missed blogging and I'm doing my best to get back to it. How's you and Abe? Hope you guys are doing well and amazing! I wish you all the best and I'm always just here, your friend from the Philippines :)

Steven

Steven Que said...

Good Morning dear Patty! It is so much delightful to hear from you! Thank you so much for the updates and I wish you and Abe well and greatest of health! It is good that you and Abe have frequent check-ups to make sure things are going great.

I am so sorry to hear about your Mom and the car accident. I feel really sad. It's just so hard to lose a mother just as I lost mine years ago, 2011. I am sure she is in heaven now looking after us. I wish my mom would meet up your mom and I hope my mom tells your mom how an amazing friend you are to me. I hope your pneumonia goes away and never returns. My own grandma was rushed to the hospital a month ago, twice in a month's period. we were in the hospital for almost 3 weeks of the whole of August and early September. Now she is at home recovering and I hope she gets very well soon because we want her to be with us for a longer time.

Oh I did have an amazing time in the US Patty. I spent two months at my brother's in California and a short trip to Washington State. Hopefully next time I can visit the east coast hopefully in the next two years. Also when I was in Oakland Airport, I saw that Southwest has started their flights from Oakland to Columbus and you and Abe suddenly shot through my mind. If only I can board that plane to see you both even just for a day! I hope someday I can see and visit you two, that would be a great day in my life I'll forever be thankful for!

Thank you so much and I am always praying for you and Abe as always! Much love to both of you from the Philippines!

Stevenson

Linda E said...

I agree, laughter can be the best medicine.

DDD said...

very funny. Thanks for the laugh.