Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Good Clean Funnies List

Painting Lines

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.

When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

Received from John D.

1 comment:

Abraham Lincoln said...

That's actually funny.