Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Good Clean Funny List

Freshman Dance

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

P.S. Thought he quickly came up with a good reply.

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