Friday, June 02, 2017

Ocean Puns

Ready for a few puns???

What do fish need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.

Why don't fish like basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

What does the pope eat during lent?
Holy mackerel!

How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clambulance.

Received from Brayden Price.

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