Monday, November 20, 2017

HANDYMAN HUSBAND

On a cold winter morning, wife texts husband:
"WINDOWS FROZEN, WON'T OPEN"

Husband texts back:
"POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT AND TAP GENTLY ALONG THE EDGES WITH A HAMMER"

Five minutes later wife texts husband:
"COMPUTER REALLY SCREWED UP NOW"

1 comment:

Winifred said...

Love it!

I remember when I was on a visit to a college's computer department many moons ago and the lecturer was telling us they were the first college in the North East to have windows. We all thought he was an idiot because all buildings have windows but nobody challeneged him. Thas was in the days of DOS & we had never heard of Microsoft's Windows. How things have changed.