Senior Citizen
My new neighbor..

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her home from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long. Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free”.

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a Senior Citizen, really sucks!