Thursday, January 17, 2008

My Good Ol' Dog

On a hot summer day, a country bumpkin came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The bumpkin said that it was his. The policeman said, 'Your dog seems to be in heat.'

The bumpkin replies, 'No way dog's in heat...she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree.'

The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' the bumpkin says, 'dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'.'

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; 'NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!'

The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says,

'Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog.'


Old Wom Tigley said...

Rolling on the floor now Patty.... I had a german shepherd dog once and it kept running off.. I found out it was having an affair with a goat... I was not that bother until I found out it was a Billy Goat... ha!.. I had visions of a German shep that butted folk

Anonymous said...

That is really a funny one.

Television came on again around 5 and RR then too and the phone. We are back in business.

Renie Burghardt said...


Guess what? I think I mentioned that it was snowing last night. When I went to bed, everything was white out there. But when I got up this morning, it was all gone! The snow was nice while it lasted. LOL.

And I think Abe is trying to tell you something, Patty.

Have a good evening.


Wanda said...

Oh this is a funny one!!

reader Wil said...

That's hilarious! Yeah English is a difficult language!