Thursday, January 24, 2008

THURSDAY MORNING - 9:45AM -16 ABOVE ZERO


So Much Snow...

One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"



7 comments:

Old Wom Tigley said...

As Jane is a blond.. I can't wait to tell her this one Patty.

Nice to see you thought it was that good you posted it twice.. ha! ;O)

Mississippi Songbird said...

That was cute.. Hope you have a blessed day with lots and lots of smiles..

Wanda said...

Ha Ha Ha...Oh Patty...you just make our day every day!!!

Rosy said...

This is a good one, haven't had a nice little laugh all day to day and thanks I needed that!!

This is my first time here and so far I am enoying your blog very much. :)

oldmanlincoln said...

Two times is better than one. I read it twice to see what I missed the first time that would explain the same thing posted twice. Nothing. LOL

Renie Burghardt said...

Good Morning, Patty,

Friday morning, with 14 above zero, and warming up by tomorrow. Woo Hoo!

Funny blond story both times! LOL.

Have a great day.

Renie

Patty said...

P.S. Sorry about that, when I looked at it after posting, I thought my that seems long compared to the way it read, didn't realize I had posted it twice on the same post. I guess that's what I get for trying to hurry to much. Didn't get to my computer very early and then oldmanlincoln had a doctor's appointment to go over his blood work. The nurse had called and told him his potassium was too high, and this upset him, I told him to set up an appointment and see the doctor, since he was suppose to anyway to get the results. So after talking to doctor he felt a lot better. It's only .4 over the high of norm.