Friday, February 01, 2008

TRIED TO POST THIS ON MY OTHER BLOG, BUT ONCE AGAIN, THEY ARE HAVING PROBLEMS


Here is one I promised earlier.

Deer Maddum,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaitedI no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.


Employer's response:.....
Dear Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.



7 comments:

oldmanlincoln said...

Who'd be the first one to hire him.

Old Wom Tigley said...

I'd be the first to fire him for sure.. you women what are you like? :O)

Chica said...

I'd hire him for a modeling job, but thats about it! LOL

LauriesAsylum said...

That's pretty funny and I'm sure lots of men get hired that way.:)

Melissa said...

Oh yeah....I'd hire his ass....

thyme said...

Mmm, he looks like my ex!

Hey he could be a very nice person. And good with his hands... :p

Renie Burghardt said...

Hmm, some of the responses are funnier than the letter! :-)

Renie