Deer Maddum,
I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaitedI no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:.....
Dear Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
6 comments:
Who'd be the first one to hire him.
I'd be the first to fire him for sure.. you women what are you like? :O)
I'd hire him for a modeling job, but thats about it! LOL
That's pretty funny and I'm sure lots of men get hired that way.:)
Mmm, he looks like my ex!
Hey he could be a very nice person. And good with his hands... :p
Hmm, some of the responses are funnier than the letter! :-)
Renie
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