Thursday, March 27, 2008

New Words, Old Words - Part One...

Here are a list of new words that we could probably use in this new world...tomorrow we'll have old words with new meanings!

1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.

3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half of a worm in the fruit you're eating.


chelle's winks said...

These are so the Intaxication...I guess we're just lucky they do give what's ours back(?)

Mild Red (The Person Formerly Known As Ananke) said...

Hahaha, I know many ingnoranuses!!!! ;-)

Renie Burghardt said...

Funny stuff!
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease? Hahaha.
My son says only old people get that. LOL.

Enjoyed these.

Have a good evening, Patty.

Anonymous said...

This is really funny stuff. I enjoyed reading them. Some are really fantastic. Who dreams these up?

Have a nice weekend. I hope I get to feeling better soon.

Abraham Lincoln in Brookville, Ohio.

'JoAnn's-Digital-Eyes'NL said...

Hello Patty,
How are you doing?
Funny words are some of them, do you ahve 1 favorite? I like the "HIPATITIS" really cute and good for the time of the year weather.
Have a great weekend , please come for a visit at my blog with 48 Sky's (collage) from Luxemburg...
We just have been gone for a while to Luxemburg...

Greetings from JoAnn (Holland

Old Wom Tigley said...

ha! LOL... Just what I needed right now Patty.. A good giggle I look forward to more tomorrow.


Melinda said...

these are great mom!