Yet another dumb blonde joke
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
7 comments:
Interesting post. Funny. Except the part at the top.
Very funny. She is a good shot though! But a lousy biologist!
Darned barefoot alligators!
Haha, good one, Patty!
Hope all the appointments go well.
Have a good night.
Renie
Someone once asked us what we do with all our time now that we are retired. Well, we soon discovered that you can stay pretty busy just going to doctors' appointments! Hope the doctor visits are pleasant and that you get good results.
It could well be Jane you are taking about Patty.. ha! I'll get clipped for that.
Cute one, I not heard of this Blonde joke before.
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