Sunday, April 27, 2008

How true this is LOL

Precious Hymns!!!

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind'

The pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,

A little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'MEMORIES.

5 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

Well, this was funny. And I fit that memories category.

Old Wom Tigley said...

Jane fell about laughing

reader Wil said...

That's funny again! How's Abe doing. You wrote something on Layrie's blog.I wish you all the best.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hi Patty,

Hahaha, that's a funny one, for sure! (No comment on Abe's comment. TeeHee.)

Hope you're both doing well.

Have a good night.


Hugs,

Renie

Wanda said...

Well, I'm so glad to be back and enjoying my daily chuckle...

Love and Hugs
Wanda