Monday, April 28, 2008

"Kids"

Needles Are Not Nice...

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

6 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

I guess Bob is afraid they will whack off his dingy?

Mild Red (The Person Formerly Known As Ananke) said...

Hm, I think Bob is learning to cross his legs. Hee hee.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hi Patty,

Funny one, again!

Merle had a good one about Miracle Grow! Hahaha. Did you tell that one to Abe?

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL Patty when I read that punch line I snapped my knees together but chuckled

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