Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Stop and think about it, I'm sure us women could also use it in almost the same way.

Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

8 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

Some of these are funny. I like the #1.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ As usual you have some great jokes, thanks for sharing them.
Glad you enjoyed mine, even if Abe didn't. I hope the thundery showers and hail have gone, and the warm weather makes your garden grow. Take
care, my friend, Love, Merle.

Old Lady Lincoln said...
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Old Lady Lincoln said...

I'm sure this could also be used as Ten Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over a Man. If you think about it. LOL

Old Wom Tigley said...

Very good Patty... I'll show this to Jane after.

Paz said...

Hahahaha! ;-)))

Paz

Renie Burghardt said...

Hi Patty,

Of course, the same would apply to a woman and her gun. Especially number one! Haha.

Oh, I had a salad today, picked from my own garden. It was delicious. Home grown always tastes better.

Have a good night.

Renie

Wanda said...

Funny!!