Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Have a great day

A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World ...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: 'It's how much?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends...

8 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

I would never have even thought of that. Whoever thought this up had a lot of smarts and way too much time on his/her hands.

The pitiful part is it is true.

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL... this is a cracker Patty.. one that I know Jane will be sending to her friends.. :O)

Gramma Ann said...

So funny, where do you come up with these? I think I'll send this one on to my granddaughters;)

Renie Burghardt said...

Poor Ken, Barbie even got his car?
Haha. I wonder if a divorce lawyer thought this one up?

Have a good evening and night, Patty.

Betsy said...

My husband and I have always said that whoever files for divorce agrees to take the kids...it's kept us together for 25 yrs so far! LOL

Wanda said...

Pretty funny ~~ but sad that we do live in a "Barbie World".

I've had my "Ken" for 47 years this June....and he's mine for life.

Mississippi Songbird said...

lol..One of Ken's friends...lol

REENblack said...

lol That is too funny!!!