Thursday, May 29, 2008

Lone Ranger and Tonto

Subject: Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky. What you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo dung. It means someone stole the tent."


Anonymous said...

That was funny. I read the whole thing and never gave that possibility a thought. LOL

reader Wil said...

I didn't expect that possibility either! It's very funny!!

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Hahahaha! A classic case of overlooking the obvious.

Mississippi Songbird said...

So cute~!

Mississippi Songbird said...

So cute~!

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Gramma Ann said...

It never entered my mind. LOL Who would have thought that Tonto could outsmart "The Lone Ranger"

Hi Ho Silver Away;))

Renie Burghardt said...

Funny one. Tonto one smart Native American! :-)

Good night, Patty.