Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Need another little laugh?

Zingers ... Part II

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became.... a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with... stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they will.... always multiply.

What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles..... U C L A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did..... a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was..... on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out..... free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could...... jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought..... tooth and nail.

What's the definition of a will?..... It's a dead giveaway


10 comments:

Betsy said...

Oh funny! Thanks for giving me a chuckle this morning!

Mississippi Songbird said...

These are so good. I hope you and hubby are feeling good and have a blessed week..

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Love 'em! Thanks.

Abraham Lincoln said...

Funeral Director = Undertaker.

Love these Pat. All are funny, including mine.

bigbikerbob said...

Hi Patty, Loved the jokes, hope all is well with you and abe.

Rosy said...

Thanks for visiting my second blog..rosy little corner.

You sure come up with some good ones here...funny and cute too. lol

reader Wil said...

Wonderful!!

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL.... I do like these Patty..

Renie Burghardt said...

These are good, Patty! I enjoyed them.

Tomate Farcie said...

Some great stuff in there! Thanks! :)

(UCLA, hahaha!)