A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became.... a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with... stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they will.... always multiply.
What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles..... U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did..... a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was..... on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out..... free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could...... jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought..... tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will?..... It's a dead giveaway
10 comments:
Oh funny! Thanks for giving me a chuckle this morning!
These are so good. I hope you and hubby are feeling good and have a blessed week..
Love 'em! Thanks.
Funeral Director = Undertaker.
Love these Pat. All are funny, including mine.
Hi Patty, Loved the jokes, hope all is well with you and abe.
Thanks for visiting my second blog..rosy little corner.
You sure come up with some good ones here...funny and cute too. lol
Wonderful!!
LOL.... I do like these Patty..
These are good, Patty! I enjoyed them.
Some great stuff in there! Thanks! :)
(UCLA, hahaha!)
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