Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The devil made me do it!

Priestly Persuasion...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. " The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

9 comments:

Old Wom Tigley said...

Excellent.. Patty.. LOL

Betsy said...

LOL

reader Wil said...

Hi Patty . Thanks for the good sense of humour you show us every day!

carl h. sr. said...

Hi Patty,I have known some very fine Priests in my time. Mostly with a great sense of humor too!

Wanda said...

And that's the truth and nothing but the truth ~~ said the priest with a smile ~~~

Very cute Patty ~~

Gramma Ann said...

I'd say his answer was well thought out before hand;) Cute.

Renie Burghardt said...

Crafty old priest! Hahaha.

We had a storm last night as well. Lots of big booms and rain, but it blew out of here fairly quickly.

Good night, Patty.

Renie

Rosy said...

ha ha ha

Ineke said...

Smart one!