to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.
6 comments:
Funny~~~LOL!!!!
I always new Garfield was a "Smart Cat"
Another good morning laugh from Patty ~~ thank you
Right-on, Garfield!!!
:::feeling the pain at the pump:::
Nicely put Patty..
Haha, Garfield got it right!
Going to click on the Breat Cancer Awareness link now, and check out Melinda's sunsets tomorrow, as I have to hit the sack!
Good night, Patty!
Dear Patty ~~ Some great jokes there in the last few posts and I wished your daughter a happy B'day and voted again for the Mammograms. I put it in my Bookmarks to do it more often.Thanks so much for your comments and I don't think Kate will get a cooking program on TV. She is too polite and doesn't swear!!! They all seem to do that.
Thanks also for the jokes you have sent lately ~ I will get around to posting them. I am so glad you had a good day for the Custer reunion.
I hope you had a great turn up.
Take care, my friend, Love, Merle.
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