Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Kids say the darnest things!

Wisdom From Kids

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.

Never ask for anything that costs more than $5.00 when your
parents are doing taxes.

Never tell your mom her diet is not working.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
she's on the phone.

Never try to baptize a cat.


Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I had these ready to post, but won't now for some time.
I fixed Gattina's address. Thanks for letting me know. Glad you liked the Saddle joke, I did too. Take care,
my friend and look after yourself.
Love, Merle.

Wanda said...

Patty ~~ we've had a whirlwhind weekend, and I didn't get around to read all your posts...

This one is darling... No don't try to baptize a cat.... :)

Tomate Farcie said...

Never trust a dog with your food.. oh, that's TRUE!!! :)

Love the cat one, too. Very sound advice indeed! :)

Diane said...

Definitely rules we should all live by...LOL.


Reader Wil said...

Hi Patty, thanks for your funny stories and your friendship.You and Abe are the oldest friends of all the blogs we shared!

Old Lady Lincoln said...

Thanks to Merle, Wanda, Tomate Farcie, Diane and Reader Wil for your visits.
I do appreciate it very much.

Renie Burghardt said...

The dog and cat one are both good, and going to grandparents when they want an expensive present is real wisdom on kids part, too! LOL.

I enjoyed these. Have a good night, Patty.


freddie said...

HEI those are really great sayings and I do believe they would apply in every country!

LauriesAsylum said...

I like the one about the taxes, soooo true!

Nancy said...

I loved the ones about the dog and the cat! You and Abe are keeping us all busy trying to keep all your posts read! LOL Keep 'em coming!!! I am hooked on this blogging! I really love to read them!!!