Friday, September 05, 2008

Pretty funny, I think

Hot off my e-mail

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls..You must be a POLITICIAN'


Anonymous said...

That is a good one.

My respect for politicians has sunk to an all time low. Somewhere below a used truck salesman. LOL I have been working on my Japanese blog. It shows some of my first photos in 1954.

My Japanese Photography

Tomate Farcie said...

Good timing for that joke! ;)

Gramma Ann said...

At least the bunny is cute and cuddly. Well, snakes I never did like...that's as far as I go with my comment...

Renie Burghardt said...

That bunny said it like it is! Hahaha.

Good night, Patty!


The Mulligan Family said...

That's too cute! Love it - especially right now.

Reader Wil said...

Politicians are lazy, they don't understand the common people.

Nancy said...

OMG! This one was hilarious! My friend in Pittsburgh will love it! He's around 90 and plays banjo, and he tells me to keep the jokles coming cause his buddies in his banjo club love 'em! They will love this one and the one about the gunpowder in the oatmeal! Thanks for sharing!

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