Saturday, September 06, 2008

Since it's a Saturday and perhaps party time thought this would be cute.

Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"

"No, thank you, but I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"Well,. you see, Sister," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. about that drink?"


Gramma Ann said...

LOL, funny, thanks for another chuckle to get my day started.

The 4th Sister said...

as always, good for a laugh!

Reader Wil said...

This is really very funny!

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, and I bet the Nun went to confession the very next day! Hahaha.

Thank you for the chuckle. It's a good way to end the day. Good night, Patty!


GrandmaKathleen said...

Thanks for a good laugh before going to sleep.
Good night:)

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Thanks for a good laugh
and for the previous ones too. I liked the Did you Know also.
Thanks for your visit and comments and yes spring is almost here-it actually started on Sept. 1st, but the weather takes a week or so to catch up. Our winter wasn't too bad and we don't have snow thank goodness.I hope yours won't be too severe.Glad you liked my flowers and jokes. I don't get up early, but can still have a nap at any time. Take care, my friend, Love, Merle.

Nancy said...

Typical nun, don't you think? Bet they all would take a peek, if given the chance! LOL My old friend will love this one, too!!!

(((((( HUGS ))))))

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha, that's a good one!!! :)