Friday, September 26, 2008

This made me laugh out loud.

I hope it will give you a smile!

Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'

13 comments:

Jack and Joann said...

Grandma Jojo needs to show this post to daughter Jenn! What a hoot! LOL!
Have a great weekend.

Abraham Lincoln said...

Wow. That sounds like something Dr. W. would have me do.

bigbikerbob said...

Hi,Heard this one somewhere before but it still made me smile.

Gramma Ann said...

It put a smile on my face. ;)

carl h. sr. said...

Well,I smiled and my face got a little red too!

The 4th Sister said...

LOL

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Made me laugh out loud, too! Thanks!

Rebeckah said...

Oh my gosh! This is so funny! It made me laugh out loud! I love your husbands blogs! I am so happy to find yours as well! Hope your weekend is very great!

Mississippi Songbird said...

I usually can count on you to give me a smile.. God Bless you. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Wanda said...

Oh my ~~~ laughing out loud ~~~~
You're stories always have a fun twist!!!

LOL:Wanda

The Mulligan Family said...

Oh My! That's very funny. Good laugh to begin my weekend!

Renie Burghardt said...

Funnier than heck! Hahaha.

Have a good night, Patty!

Renie

GrandmaKathleen said...

That was a laugh that I needed. So cute. I wonder if doctors really do that type of exam Hmmmm