Tuesday, October 28, 2008

10 Commandments Red Neck Style


This is funny!!!!!!!!! But much easier to remember!

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language..... no joke, (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day.


Winifred said...

I really like this one. Much easier for children to undertand and remember too.

I don't remember catechism being as easy as this or as funny!

Twisted Fencepost said...

I love this!
I'd like to make this into a plaque or something and hang it on the wall here at the house.

Betsy said...

This is great! Direct and to the point! :)

Gramma Ann said...


Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha! Yeah, there you go! :)

Anonymous said...

I could live with these.

The 4th Sister said...

Even I could remember those....

Wanda said...

That's a great "version"

And I understood every one of them!!


Where were these last year, when i was teaching Sunday school??!!! My eighth grade class would have appreciated them :)

Rosezilla said...

Well, when you put it that way...that pretty much says it, doesn't it?