DON'T YOU THINK?
This is funny!!!!!!!!! But much easier to remember!
Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language..... no joke, (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day.
10 comments:
I really like this one. Much easier for children to undertand and remember too.
I don't remember catechism being as easy as this or as funny!
I love this!
I'd like to make this into a plaque or something and hang it on the wall here at the house.
This is great! Direct and to the point! :)
Funny!!
Hahaha! Yeah, there you go! :)
I could live with these.
Even I could remember those....
That's a great "version"
And I understood every one of them!!
Where were these last year, when i was teaching Sunday school??!!! My eighth grade class would have appreciated them :)
Well, when you put it that way...that pretty much says it, doesn't it?
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