Monday, October 13, 2008

Jailhouse Blues...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."


Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great joke, thank you. I also liked the poem and Tim McGraw quote.
Thanks for your comments and I am glad you liked the jokes etc. I am enjoying having the little dogs. Take great care,
Love, Merle.

nina said...

Very clever.
I wish I could remember jokes--I'd like to pass that one on!

kinnigurl said...

LOL - I am so terrible at telling jokes. Thanks for the cheer up! It's a grey, rainy day here today on our Thanksgiving.

Wanda said...

So he will have a blast in prison...what a clever man, and all do to a "Woman"!!

You make me laugh every day!!

Reader Wil said...

Thank you Patty! That was great!!

Renie Burghardt said...

LOL! That is a funny one, Patty!

Hope everyone is doing well in your family. Have a good night.


raccoonlover1963 said...

That is too funny!

Priyanka Khot said...

This one was hilarious... I passed the link to everyone in office and we all had a great laugh!!!