Thursday, October 02, 2008

Pasta Works

ITALIAN PASTA DIET --

IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

11 comments:

Paz said...

LOL! Too funny! Sounds like the 'pasta' diet works. ;-)

Paz

Gramma Ann said...

Oh, Patty, that is so funny. I'm smiling from ear to ear as I pasta the refrig this morning.

Chica said...

Haha I love Italians, and glad it's in my blood too. Hope your having a great week Patty. :)

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I am glad you are pleased with the award. It seems we are all too busy lately and forever trying to catch up. We seem to be at the computer for too long. Take care dear friend, Love,
Merle.

Annake said...

I am definitely going on the pasta diet and learning a new language! ;-)

Wanda said...

Funny ~~ I'm going to learn Spanish!!!

Rosy said...

ha ha ha good one...so now I am wondering..does this also includes reading english too? lol

Reader Wil said...

Yea I like this! Funny isn't it!

Reader Wil said...

Thanks for your visit and have a great weekend.

Shionge said...

Heheheh...just eat and be happy henceforth suffered less heart attack :D

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, Ich spreche nicht English!

Good night, Patty.

Got the debate on here, and listening to it with one ear. LOL.

Renie