1.. You walk pasta da bakery.
2... You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND....
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
11 comments:
LOL! Too funny! Sounds like the 'pasta' diet works. ;-)
Paz
Oh, Patty, that is so funny. I'm smiling from ear to ear as I pasta the refrig this morning.
Haha I love Italians, and glad it's in my blood too. Hope your having a great week Patty. :)
Dear Patty ~~ I am glad you are pleased with the award. It seems we are all too busy lately and forever trying to catch up. We seem to be at the computer for too long. Take care dear friend, Love,
Merle.
I am definitely going on the pasta diet and learning a new language! ;-)
Funny ~~ I'm going to learn Spanish!!!
ha ha ha good one...so now I am wondering..does this also includes reading english too? lol
Yea I like this! Funny isn't it!
Thanks for your visit and have a great weekend.
Heheheh...just eat and be happy henceforth suffered less heart attack :D
Haha, Ich spreche nicht English!
Good night, Patty.
Got the debate on here, and listening to it with one ear. LOL.
Renie
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