Wednesday, October 15, 2008

What would you have done?

This is your Captain speaking

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!


Winifred said...

Love it!

I've a friend travelling to Boston next week. Wonder whether I should send it!

MumbaiiteAnu said...

Oops! Hahaha. I love your blog. Please continue posting such fun stories and also words of wisdom.
It can make someone's day.

Anonymous said...

This is a real stunner, Patty. I laughed out loud at the punch line.

Reader Wil said...

Ha, ha! I like that!

Gramma Ann said...


Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha, I guess both the front end and the back end were in trouble on that plane. I'd rather read your funny post than watch the debate, Patty!

Have a good night.